Buttercream cake

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I want to take you to a gay bar

Let's start a cake war


[OOC] WATCH MY CANON
Chocolate Ganache
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WHY YOU SHOULD DO THIS.

Antique is basically the Korean movie spinoff of Antique Bakery (which you should also read btw) and features four really amazingly dumb men with a lot of issues and cake. And c'mon guys, the cake is hot.
You can download it here. Or watch it on youtube. Or this other streaming site I found,

COMPLETE THIS SET OF MEN PEOPLE.  Or you can app my possessive smoking hot boyfriend. WHICHEVER.


[OOC] Headcanon post
Orange Panettone
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So, I feel I'm due for one of these! Because. Antique Bakery (Anime/Drama/Manga) has no bearing on how I play Sun-woo. Mostly since I'm too lazy to get into them (and the Korean movie is infinitely better, guys. Infinitely so)

HEADCANON/TIMELINE )

WHICH WILL BE ANOTHER ESSAY FOR ANOTHER TIME but this is what I believe happened. THOUGHTS?



[OOC] THE TYPE
Buttercream cake
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Okay, so the kind of men who get attracted to Sun-woo and vice versa fills these particular requirements. Half of this is canon and the other half is headcanon. Feel free to talk about it with me!
  • Tall
  • Dominating
  • Control-freaks
  • Nice hair
  • Good fashion sense
  • Knows how to compliment a man
  • Knows how to compliment his cooking
  • Pretty eyes
  • Being sweet and considerate
  • Selfless
  • Ready to wall him at any moment's notice not matter where or when
  • Honesty
  • JIN-HYUK


[OOC] Stats/Permissions meme
Creme Patissier!
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Age: 28
Height: Average
Weight: on the thin womanly side.
Medical Info: N/A
Blood type: no idea
Eyes: uhhh black? brown black?
Hair: Brownish-black idk man
Physical traits: Often noted as thin, womanly, beautiful, pretty etc etc.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Has a girl phobia. IF YOU PLAY A GIRL AND WANT TO THREAD WITH ME plz pm me first or drop an email.
Note to psychics: Has a bit of a self-loathing complex attached to his mom issues.
Abilities: POSSESES A DEMONIC GAY CHARM THAT MAKES HIM IRRESISTIBLE TO CERTAIN KINDS OF MEN.
Can I kiss/hug/touch: But of course~
Can I maul/maim/kill: But no.
Cooking: He's fabuuuuuulous at baking.
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[OOC] APP POST
Potiron Chiboust
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Character: Min Sun-woo
Series: Antique Bakery (Korean Movie)
Character Age: 28
Job: Camp Gay Pastry Chef
Canon: Grumpy old man. Gay. Idiot. Loser. These four people somehow find themselves coming together to work in a bakery through an unusual set of circumstances... better defined as the Awesomely Subtextual Foursome. But despite their overwhelming differences to each other, they all seem to come together to make the bakery go round... and to make their less than illustrious lives a better place.

Let's talk about the gay, shall we? Sun-woo was born pretty. Not only that, but he was gifted (or cursed) with a demonic gay charm which made him irresistible to men. Kind-hearted, soft-spoken and more than often, finding himself the voice of reason to the grumpy old man Jin-Hyuk's tantrums, Sun-woo tends to take things slow and deliberate on his decisions... except after incredible sex, where he acts without thinking. Polite, charming and a bit of a hooker, Sun-woo is quite the catch. Unless you're a woman. Then he'll freak out and do the hundred yard dash. But if you're a man... rough or gentle, Sun-woo likes it just as much as you do~

Sample Post:

Well. We have a lot of work to do.

This certainly isn't the most ideal location for a bakery, but I suppose we all have to make do with what we got, don't we? Oh, and at least I have some nice male helpers here ready to lend a hand~ ♥. The Director has really given me such consideration for my tastes while keeping herself a good ten yards away, so I might as well give her a bakery worth the while. She even got an extraordinary man to visit me last night and well, after that, how could I refuse? I know you're all new at this, but don't fret. I will help you along every step of the way. It's no burden for me and I'm sure you'll be excellent at it, just you wait and see. I have a lot of patience. Now, let's start with the basics shall we?

The Director has kindly presented me with a new recipe to cater to the tastes of the Camp we're now working for. It's titled "Gateau du Guts". An unusual title... but I have the utmost confidence that it'll be just as wonderful as if it were one by a first class chef. The ingredients as listed are... hmmm, these are quite rare. Almost unheard of. And I'm not sure I agree with the choices made here but let's see what we can whip up shall we? Here we have 3 servings of eyeballs, 1 cup of lake water for the mixture, some silk grub worms... hmm I haven't used that one in a while... and a large serving of failure. That's not a traditional ingredient I suppose but since she supplied us so well, there's enough, ah, failure to go around~. It's time to get to work, my wonderful companions! Just remember, no groping while I'm handling anything delicate, okay?

That's it, layer the cake with the essence of vanilla goodness. The scent is almost erotic as it wafts through the air. Can you feel it? Yes, it's tantalizing, isn't it? It slips through your senses and makes your mouth water like it's the most heavenly thing you've ever tasted. And I don't mean myself~. In fact, everything about this cake is divine but I'm sure we can make some improvements. Perhaps we could enhance the taste by adding a little fruit to it. Like cherries. Ah, not those kind of cherries! Though we can do something about those later if you like. A few cherries and the feeling of accomplishment is all we need now! You've all done excellently and I'm very proud of all the hard work you've put into your first time baking. In fact, your flirting skills have improved too. As for the reward for your efforts--I'm sorry, there's a what ban here? A sex ban?

Oh dear. Well, perhaps you'd like some cake as a second choice?

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